What he wants, I do not want ... What I want, he doesn't want ... What we both want, is not allowed!
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher (Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,2.3 Millions are falling in Love,4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS....Good Night!!!
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Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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MONKEY CHARACTER
What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."
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Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age..
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A small kid wrote to BISHNU, "Send me a brother". BISHNU wrote back, "send me ur mother".
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
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Hoping that the love you shares years ago is still as strong today as it was then bringing you much joy, love and happiness. To celebrate again, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
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“I LOVE U” are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay
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A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I've got some "Cream" For that.
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Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!
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Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.
9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"
7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".
6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"
5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.
4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"
1. Three words: eat the check.
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Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good!!
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A woman married a one legged man.
She wrote to her mother?
My husband only has ONE FOOT?.
Her Mother replied:You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES?
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Do U know the full form of COLLEGE
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Each
G-Girl
E-Equally
Thats why boys go to college regularly?.
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Bank- A toothpaste from where you can easily take out but cannot put it back.
School- A place where papa pays & son plays
Life Insurance- A contract that keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich.
Nurse- A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage- A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
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An Englishman And Mundra Inside The Toilet.
Englishman : Good Evening, How Do U Do?
Mundra: Gud Evening, We Open The Zip And Do.
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side
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When u feel angry, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so nice". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit. Coz liars go to hell
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I was worried because in a Dream last night I saw All the evils of the world have died, Can you send me only 1 sms to make me sure that you are Still Alive?
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2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT
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Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho...nothing happens to me, I only remember your face.
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Rekha went to swimming pool in BRA & PENTYGuard: Madam, swimming is not allowed in two piece custome.Rekha: kun chai fukalu
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Malik: Mundra, k ho tai le babu maro bhanera char choti chuti le sakish
Mundra: Malik, aspali mero babu ko vivha cha.
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Every Nepali women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.
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YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!...
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Wives are Incoming Calls
Lovers are Outgoing Calls
Aunties are Toll free Calls
Call girls are Roaming Calls
Neighbor Girls are Missed Calls
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What she's bloody well told if she knows what's right for her.
Bun k ahsas meri dharkan k paas rehtay ho,
Tasveer ban k meri aankhon k paas rehtay ho,
Aaj poochtay hain aik sawal tumsay,
kiya door reh ker tum bhi udaas rehtay ho?
k cha hal khabar
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I love u until there is sun ,moon,stars,.
I will miss u until there is beating heart,
in my life
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Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**
FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO
For me.. just simply "YOU"
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Mornings go Dreaming of U;
Days go Memorising of U;
Evenings go Waiting for U;
And Nights go Always Missing U my Dear.
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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!
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Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,
12 botal pilane k baad theke wala:
Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.
Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.
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Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
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Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know
who is falling in love with your smile.
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A Kiss is alovely trick designed
A Kiss is alovely trick designed by nature ,
to stop speech whaen words become superfluous.
2day i want 2 say usomething....................2 say u.
........kiss me and say Goodbye Uzair
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What is kiss?
A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy
in the lower floor.
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If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers.
If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers.
if a hug was a second id send u hours.
if a smile was water id send u a sea.
if love was a person id send u me!
Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
"Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun."
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Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
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Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated.
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I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.
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1960's Girls: Pehla pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna tera intezar hai
2005's Girl: Phela pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna warna dosra tayyar hai..
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If u hide, i'll seek 4 u.
If u r lost, i'll search 4 u.
If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u.
If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u.
But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
This is the telephone terrorist team.
While receiving this message a virus will be activated.
This virus should have infected your mobile by now.
Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
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Ladies....it is okay to wait for the right man
to come along but in the meantime have
some fun with the wrong ones. Passwords r like underwear: change them often
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Shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko
diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi ko.
kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to
dekha na Maha thi na sufi.
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I don't remember where we met,
or how or when or why.
I only knew that when we did
I found in you a "Friend."
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A true friend understands when u say ?I forgot?, waits 4ever when u say ?just a min?, stays with u when u say ?leave me alone? & opens his heart even b4 u knock
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Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
THINKING U
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***** VACANCY*****
POST: True Friend
ELIGIBILITY: Loving & Caring
DUTY: To Love
EXPERIENCE: Not Required
SALARY: Never Ending Love
JOINING: Immediately
" R U INTERESTED? "
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Tears may come and go...
But there's one thing I know...
All my life you are a friend of mine...
You can depend upon me,I'll be Fine...
Because you are a friend of mine!!!!!!!!!!!
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Walking with a friend in the dark is better
than walking alone in the light........
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I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I am surrounded by angels,but I call them my Best Friends !!!!!!!! If you smile when noone else is around,you realy mean it.!!!!!! A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the World walks out !!!!!!!! True friendship isn't seen with the eyes ,it's felt with the Heart !!
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There is many stars but the Moon is U...
There are many friends but the best is U...
To forget me it's up to U...
To forget you I will never ever DO....!!!!!!
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hai
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI
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Happiness comes more from Loving than being Loved; and often when affection seems wounded it is only our vanity bleeding.To Love and to be Hurt often, and to love again-this is the brave and happy Life !! Live through feeling and you will live through love.For feeling is the language of the soul, and feeling is Truth. Love is like playing the piano.First you must learn to play by the rules ,then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.
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A friend is a Treasure..
More precious than Gold..
For love shared is Priceless...
And never grows Old!!!!!!!!
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I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...
wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, that's how u...eat an ice cream!
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Always be happy, always smile.. not b;coz Life is Full of Reasons 2 Smile..
But b'coz ur smile itself is a reason 4 many others 2 smile
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GOLDEN FACTS OF LIFE-
When some1 luvs u, u dont realise it.
When u realise it, its 2 late.
U always luv d 1 who leaves u & leaves d 1 who luvs u.
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Why were males created before females?
Coz you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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4 types of women having sex-
1.Asthmatic=ah..aahh..ah..ahh
2.Obedient=yes..oh..yes..ah..yes
3.Greedy=more..more..pls
4.Religious=oh god..oh..oh..god
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
... Now read without the word dog.
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I sent my cares 2 the wind & asked it 2 pass it 2 u..
So when u feel the breeze against ur face,
its me saying "Take Care & Keep Smiling".
Remember 2 remember me,
4get 2 4 get me,
Even if u remember 2 4get me,
I will not 4get 2 remember U!!
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If
U
Forget ME
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31 32
I'll Break All Ur Teeth!
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Kabhi badli hui takdir najar aati hai,
yaadon ki bas ek janjeer najar aati hai,
pade bhi tou kya pade yaar- mujhe mobile mein bhi teri tasveer nazar aati hai
Socha tha har mod pe tumhara intezaar karenge,
par kambakt sadak hi seedhi nikli
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Deep friendship... is like a rainbow,
when perfect amount of Happiness and tears r mixed.
the result is a colorful bridge between two hearts!!!
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God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested
Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !
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U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming,
U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking.
And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.
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News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki....
Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha...
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Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya..
Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyou kiya
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God saw u hungry, he created Domino's pizza.
He saw u thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw u in dark, he created light.
He saw ME without problems, he created YOU !
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Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ?
No ! It's b'coz... Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
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I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u,
Its kinda hard for me to forget u.
Every night u appear in my dreams....
And I find my self shouting.....
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho
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I'm getting married next month. There would be a small party and only a few people will be invited.
Don't bring any gift. Just bring someone to MARRY ME !
2day, 2morrow & 4ever, there will be 1 heart that would always beat
4 u.
U know whose??? >>YOUR OWN<<
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Don't take life too seriously and always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to your life ,but adds more life to your Years.
Have A Nice Day!!!!!!!!!
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If ever in ur life ur sad & lonely & feel that u have lost everything,
I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 a walk on a bridge & show u where to jump!
Promise me that WE are True Friendz...
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I'm Lamp, U are Light.
I'm Coke, U are Sprite.
I'm Saawan, U are Baadal.
I'm Normal, U are Paagal.
I'm Water, U are Tanki.
I'm TARZAN, U are MONKEY
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Someday somehow whatever you prayed for will COME TRUE...
It may not be in the exact package you wanted...
But...it will be what GOD thinks is best ffor YOU........
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Gandhi ji never had underwear under his dhoti becoz.....
he believed in "FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT"
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Never ignore someone who loves u coz...
someday u might feel that u have lost a diamond,
while u were busy collecting stones
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Ram ne dhanush toda to Sita daudi chali aayi ....
Krishna ne Bansuri bajai to Radha bhag ke chali aayi ....
Aur hamne sirf " Seeti " bajai to WO BAAP ko bula layi
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Happiness keeps you sweet,Trials make you strong, Sorrows keep you human, Failure makes you humble,Success keeps you glowing and God keeps you going!God bless you!
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Iss duniya mein bewafaaon ki koi kami nahi...
Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo... aata hai USHA ke saath,
rahta hai KIRAN ke saath aur jata hai SANDHYA ke saath
bas kya yehi tak hai saath humara,
intezar karte rahenge hum tumhara,
ki kab hogi is kambhakt mobile mein roshini,
aur kab aayega message tumhara
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Ur smile can be compared with Flowers,
Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo,
Ur innocence can b compared with a baby,
but in foolishness... You've got no comparison
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JAAN is alwayz on-line.
ZINDAGI is 2b lived.
DIL is 2b given.
PYAR is 2b shared.
GHAM is 2b fought.
KUSHI is 2b achieved.
DUSHMANI i forgot coz of the 'DOSTI' we Got!!
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No visits...
no calls...
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls...
I'm worried...
R u in jail again?
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Whats wrong with ur cell? Tried calling lotta times.
Everytime I dail ur number,
the operator say -"The subscriber u r calling is a monkey.
Plz call the Zoo for details".
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Wife looks to the mirror and says to her husband.....
"I look horrible, fat and ugly.Please say sth.nice to me dear."
Husband replies,"Your eysight is perfect dear."
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1 day u'll b surprised 2c me beside u.
u & me laughing,
u & me crying,
u & me dreaming,
u & me holding on,
u & me...
..just u & me sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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The world may not revolve around you but other people's lives do.
Take care of yourself for a lot of people consider
YOU their light... KEEP SHINING
Some joys are better expressed in silence,
as a smile holds more meaning then laughter.
I asked myself if I enjoyed meeting YOU in my life...
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I JUST SMILED
Some joys are better expressed in silence,
as a smile holds more meaning then laughter.
I asked myself if I enjoyed meeting YOU in my life...
I JUST SMILED
Zindagi mein jo cheeze aasani se milti hai...
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PAISA
Jo mushkil se mile...
KHUSHI
Aur jo sirf bade nasib wale ko hi mile...
?
?
?
?APUN KA sms
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u
need
ADVICE
MSG ME
if
u
need
a FRIEND
CALL ME
if
u
need
HELP
E-MAIL ME
if
u
need
MONEY
The number u dailed is not in service pls don't try again
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One day Friendship & Love met one-another.
Love asked Friendship -"Why do U exist if I'm there?"
So Friendship said -"To give a Smile to those eyes in which U leave Tears."
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Aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki main...
tumhe..
kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar..
sabke samne...
ek...
k
ki
kis
kiss
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kissa sunau Ramayan wala.
If I had a single flower for every time
I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever,
never finding the end.
Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it,
N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it?
1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you...
I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you...
I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you
I always think about U.
I can't live without U.
I really need U.
I'm totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I'm very desperate for U.
I'm crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai
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I'm in hospital now. After 5min. I'll be transfered 2 a surgery room.
The doctor aid that I'll die if I stop recieving ur SMS!
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My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless.
So I asked God,"Is this Love?"God replied,"No dear,Result is near".
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Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge...
Raat mein diye jalte rahenge...
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha...
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenge!!!
Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna.
3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai!
Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.
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Special offer....Bring a chit on exam day,scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to principal's office and enjoy 3 yrs.vacation at home.
Hurry!!!offer valid until exams only......
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Tu chand mange main chand de du...
Tu raat mange main raat de du...
Tu dil mange main dil de du...
Tu dil mange...
Bas yaar.....
Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!!
Tu chand mange main chand de du...
Tu raat mange main raat de du...
Tu dil mange main dil de du...
Tu dil mange...
Bas yaar.....
Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!!
Aaj
Raat
Theek
12
Baje
ke
baad
1 bejega!!
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***SEASON DHAMAKA***
Send ur girlfriend 2 me & get a child FREE
HURRY!! 1st ten entries will get Twins
Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!
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When nights are long and friends are few,
I sit by my window and think of you ..
A silent whisper and a silent tear..
With all my Heart ,I wish you were here..
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Tere bistar par makdee lage.. Tere room mei muchchar phire..
Raat ko light chali jaye.. Puri raat garmi lage..
Tere sapne mein bhoot aaye.. Chal so jaa. Have a....GOOD NIGHT
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HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO
AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY
WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
APPLE KAT'TA HO KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HO PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAi
JUTA KHATA HO WIFE SE
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President Bush and general Musharaff were flying in plane..
Bush says: If I drop billion dollars here,i'll make million people happy.
Musharaff says: If I drop my uniform ,i'll male my whole country happy.
The captain of the plane says: If I drop this plane ,i'll make the whole world happy.!!!!!!!
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PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAr DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
Dil ka dard dil todne wale kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kiya jaaney
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain
Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hai kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina
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When you feel sad...
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"Damn I am really so cute" you will overcome your sadness..
But don't make this a habit...
Coz liers go to hell!!!
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai
he he he he
aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho
saaya koi lehraye to lagta hai ke tum ho
ab khud hi batao jaan-e-jaan
kya tum kissi bhoot se kum ho??
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
bandar ki aakhri nasal khatam ho gayi!!
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Love is like a cloud.....Love is like a dream...Love is 1 word and everything in between...Love is a fairy tale come true....Coz I found love when I found you.
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
Dosti karo collegwali se,
pyar karo officewali se,
program karo padoswali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao gharwali se
Dosti karo collegwali se,
pyar karo officewali se,
program karo padoswali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao gharwali se
I was borned Genious but Education Ruined Me
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Roses are waiting for hours...
Need one touch of yours....
My life is like a rose...
Need onr love dose....
Flowers grows with love and sunshine...
And I will live till u are mine.
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exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUWA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.
exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUWA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.
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FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya,
u r the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL, and wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS
SMS har pal karu ta shararat hogi,
har din karu to parishani hogi,
kabhi bhi nahi karu to kanjusi hogi,
par dil se karu to shayad aapko khushi hogi.. Hui Na...?
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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher (Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,2.3 Millions are falling in Love,4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS....Good Night!!!
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Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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MONKEY CHARACTER
What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."
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Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age..
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A small kid wrote to BISHNU, "Send me a brother". BISHNU wrote back, "send me ur mother".
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
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Hoping that the love you shares years ago is still as strong today as it was then bringing you much joy, love and happiness. To celebrate again, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
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“I LOVE U” are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay
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A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I've got some "Cream" For that.
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Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!
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Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.
9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"
7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".
6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"
5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.
4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"
1. Three words: eat the check.
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Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good!!
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A woman married a one legged man.
She wrote to her mother?
My husband only has ONE FOOT?.
Her Mother replied:You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES?
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Do U know the full form of COLLEGE
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Each
G-Girl
E-Equally
Thats why boys go to college regularly?.
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Bank- A toothpaste from where you can easily take out but cannot put it back.
School- A place where papa pays & son plays
Life Insurance- A contract that keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich.
Nurse- A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage- A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
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An Englishman And Mundra Inside The Toilet.
Englishman : Good Evening, How Do U Do?
Mundra: Gud Evening, We Open The Zip And Do.
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side
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When u feel angry, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so nice". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit. Coz liars go to hell
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I was worried because in a Dream last night I saw All the evils of the world have died, Can you send me only 1 sms to make me sure that you are Still Alive?
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2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT
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Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho...nothing happens to me, I only remember your face.
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Rekha went to swimming pool in BRA & PENTYGuard: Madam, swimming is not allowed in two piece custome.Rekha: kun chai fukalu
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Malik: Mundra, k ho tai le babu maro bhanera char choti chuti le sakish
Mundra: Malik, aspali mero babu ko vivha cha.
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Every Nepali women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.
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YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!...
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Wives are Incoming Calls
Lovers are Outgoing Calls
Aunties are Toll free Calls
Call girls are Roaming Calls
Neighbor Girls are Missed Calls
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What she's bloody well told if she knows what's right for her.
Bun k ahsas meri dharkan k paas rehtay ho,
Tasveer ban k meri aankhon k paas rehtay ho,
Aaj poochtay hain aik sawal tumsay,
kiya door reh ker tum bhi udaas rehtay ho?
k cha hal khabar
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I love u until there is sun ,moon,stars,.
I will miss u until there is beating heart,
in my life
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Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**
FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO
For me.. just simply "YOU"
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Mornings go Dreaming of U;
Days go Memorising of U;
Evenings go Waiting for U;
And Nights go Always Missing U my Dear.
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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!
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Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,
12 botal pilane k baad theke wala:
Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.
Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.
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Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
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Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know
who is falling in love with your smile.
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A Kiss is alovely trick designed
A Kiss is alovely trick designed by nature ,
to stop speech whaen words become superfluous.
2day i want 2 say usomething....................2 say u.
........kiss me and say Goodbye Uzair
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What is kiss?
A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy
in the lower floor.
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If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers.
If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers.
if a hug was a second id send u hours.
if a smile was water id send u a sea.
if love was a person id send u me!
Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
"Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun."
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Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
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Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated.
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I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.
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1960's Girls: Pehla pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna tera intezar hai
2005's Girl: Phela pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna warna dosra tayyar hai..
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If u hide, i'll seek 4 u.
If u r lost, i'll search 4 u.
If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u.
If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u.
But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
This is the telephone terrorist team.
While receiving this message a virus will be activated.
This virus should have infected your mobile by now.
Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
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Ladies....it is okay to wait for the right man
to come along but in the meantime have
some fun with the wrong ones. Passwords r like underwear: change them often
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Shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko
diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi ko.
kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to
dekha na Maha thi na sufi.
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I don't remember where we met,
or how or when or why.
I only knew that when we did
I found in you a "Friend."
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A true friend understands when u say ?I forgot?, waits 4ever when u say ?just a min?, stays with u when u say ?leave me alone? & opens his heart even b4 u knock
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Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
THINKING U
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***** VACANCY*****
POST: True Friend
ELIGIBILITY: Loving & Caring
DUTY: To Love
EXPERIENCE: Not Required
SALARY: Never Ending Love
JOINING: Immediately
" R U INTERESTED? "
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Tears may come and go...
But there's one thing I know...
All my life you are a friend of mine...
You can depend upon me,I'll be Fine...
Because you are a friend of mine!!!!!!!!!!!
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Walking with a friend in the dark is better
than walking alone in the light........
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I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I am surrounded by angels,but I call them my Best Friends !!!!!!!! If you smile when noone else is around,you realy mean it.!!!!!! A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the World walks out !!!!!!!! True friendship isn't seen with the eyes ,it's felt with the Heart !!
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There is many stars but the Moon is U...
There are many friends but the best is U...
To forget me it's up to U...
To forget you I will never ever DO....!!!!!!
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hai
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI
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Happiness comes more from Loving than being Loved; and often when affection seems wounded it is only our vanity bleeding.To Love and to be Hurt often, and to love again-this is the brave and happy Life !! Live through feeling and you will live through love.For feeling is the language of the soul, and feeling is Truth. Love is like playing the piano.First you must learn to play by the rules ,then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.
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A friend is a Treasure..
More precious than Gold..
For love shared is Priceless...
And never grows Old!!!!!!!!
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I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...
wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, that's how u...eat an ice cream!
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Always be happy, always smile.. not b;coz Life is Full of Reasons 2 Smile..
But b'coz ur smile itself is a reason 4 many others 2 smile
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GOLDEN FACTS OF LIFE-
When some1 luvs u, u dont realise it.
When u realise it, its 2 late.
U always luv d 1 who leaves u & leaves d 1 who luvs u.
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Why were males created before females?
Coz you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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4 types of women having sex-
1.Asthmatic=ah..aahh..ah..ahh
2.Obedient=yes..oh..yes..ah..yes
3.Greedy=more..more..pls
4.Religious=oh god..oh..oh..god
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
... Now read without the word dog.
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I sent my cares 2 the wind & asked it 2 pass it 2 u..
So when u feel the breeze against ur face,
its me saying "Take Care & Keep Smiling".
Remember 2 remember me,
4get 2 4 get me,
Even if u remember 2 4get me,
I will not 4get 2 remember U!!
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If
U
Forget ME
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31 32
I'll Break All Ur Teeth!
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Kabhi badli hui takdir najar aati hai,
yaadon ki bas ek janjeer najar aati hai,
pade bhi tou kya pade yaar- mujhe mobile mein bhi teri tasveer nazar aati hai
Socha tha har mod pe tumhara intezaar karenge,
par kambakt sadak hi seedhi nikli
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Deep friendship... is like a rainbow,
when perfect amount of Happiness and tears r mixed.
the result is a colorful bridge between two hearts!!!
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God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested
Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !
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U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming,
U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking.
And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.
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News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki....
Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha...
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Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya..
Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyou kiya
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God saw u hungry, he created Domino's pizza.
He saw u thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw u in dark, he created light.
He saw ME without problems, he created YOU !
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Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ?
No ! It's b'coz... Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
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I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u,
Its kinda hard for me to forget u.
Every night u appear in my dreams....
And I find my self shouting.....
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho
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I'm getting married next month. There would be a small party and only a few people will be invited.
Don't bring any gift. Just bring someone to MARRY ME !
2day, 2morrow & 4ever, there will be 1 heart that would always beat
4 u.
U know whose??? >>YOUR OWN<<
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Don't take life too seriously and always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to your life ,but adds more life to your Years.
Have A Nice Day!!!!!!!!!
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If ever in ur life ur sad & lonely & feel that u have lost everything,
I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 a walk on a bridge & show u where to jump!
Promise me that WE are True Friendz...
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I'm Lamp, U are Light.
I'm Coke, U are Sprite.
I'm Saawan, U are Baadal.
I'm Normal, U are Paagal.
I'm Water, U are Tanki.
I'm TARZAN, U are MONKEY
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Someday somehow whatever you prayed for will COME TRUE...
It may not be in the exact package you wanted...
But...it will be what GOD thinks is best ffor YOU........
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Gandhi ji never had underwear under his dhoti becoz.....
he believed in "FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT"
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Never ignore someone who loves u coz...
someday u might feel that u have lost a diamond,
while u were busy collecting stones
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Ram ne dhanush toda to Sita daudi chali aayi ....
Krishna ne Bansuri bajai to Radha bhag ke chali aayi ....
Aur hamne sirf " Seeti " bajai to WO BAAP ko bula layi
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Happiness keeps you sweet,Trials make you strong, Sorrows keep you human, Failure makes you humble,Success keeps you glowing and God keeps you going!God bless you!
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Iss duniya mein bewafaaon ki koi kami nahi...
Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo... aata hai USHA ke saath,
rahta hai KIRAN ke saath aur jata hai SANDHYA ke saath
bas kya yehi tak hai saath humara,
intezar karte rahenge hum tumhara,
ki kab hogi is kambhakt mobile mein roshini,
aur kab aayega message tumhara
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Ur smile can be compared with Flowers,
Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo,
Ur innocence can b compared with a baby,
but in foolishness... You've got no comparison
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JAAN is alwayz on-line.
ZINDAGI is 2b lived.
DIL is 2b given.
PYAR is 2b shared.
GHAM is 2b fought.
KUSHI is 2b achieved.
DUSHMANI i forgot coz of the 'DOSTI' we Got!!
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No visits...
no calls...
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls...
I'm worried...
R u in jail again?
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Whats wrong with ur cell? Tried calling lotta times.
Everytime I dail ur number,
the operator say -"The subscriber u r calling is a monkey.
Plz call the Zoo for details".
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Wife looks to the mirror and says to her husband.....
"I look horrible, fat and ugly.Please say sth.nice to me dear."
Husband replies,"Your eysight is perfect dear."
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1 day u'll b surprised 2c me beside u.
u & me laughing,
u & me crying,
u & me dreaming,
u & me holding on,
u & me...
..just u & me sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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The world may not revolve around you but other people's lives do.
Take care of yourself for a lot of people consider
YOU their light... KEEP SHINING
Some joys are better expressed in silence,
as a smile holds more meaning then laughter.
I asked myself if I enjoyed meeting YOU in my life...
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I JUST SMILED
Some joys are better expressed in silence,
as a smile holds more meaning then laughter.
I asked myself if I enjoyed meeting YOU in my life...
I JUST SMILED
Zindagi mein jo cheeze aasani se milti hai...
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PAISA
Jo mushkil se mile...
KHUSHI
Aur jo sirf bade nasib wale ko hi mile...
?
?
?
?APUN KA sms
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u
need
ADVICE
MSG ME
if
u
need
a FRIEND
CALL ME
if
u
need
HELP
E-MAIL ME
if
u
need
MONEY
The number u dailed is not in service pls don't try again
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One day Friendship & Love met one-another.
Love asked Friendship -"Why do U exist if I'm there?"
So Friendship said -"To give a Smile to those eyes in which U leave Tears."
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Aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki main...
tumhe..
kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar..
sabke samne...
ek...
k
ki
kis
kiss
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kissa sunau Ramayan wala.
If I had a single flower for every time
I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever,
never finding the end.
Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it,
N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it?
1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you...
I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you...
I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you
I always think about U.
I can't live without U.
I really need U.
I'm totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I'm very desperate for U.
I'm crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai
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I'm in hospital now. After 5min. I'll be transfered 2 a surgery room.
The doctor aid that I'll die if I stop recieving ur SMS!
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My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless.
So I asked God,"Is this Love?"God replied,"No dear,Result is near".
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Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge...
Raat mein diye jalte rahenge...
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha...
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenge!!!
Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna.
3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai!
Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.
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Special offer....Bring a chit on exam day,scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to principal's office and enjoy 3 yrs.vacation at home.
Hurry!!!offer valid until exams only......
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Tu chand mange main chand de du...
Tu raat mange main raat de du...
Tu dil mange main dil de du...
Tu dil mange...
Bas yaar.....
Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!!
Tu chand mange main chand de du...
Tu raat mange main raat de du...
Tu dil mange main dil de du...
Tu dil mange...
Bas yaar.....
Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!!
Aaj
Raat
Theek
12
Baje
ke
baad
1 bejega!!
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***SEASON DHAMAKA***
Send ur girlfriend 2 me & get a child FREE
HURRY!! 1st ten entries will get Twins
Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!
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When nights are long and friends are few,
I sit by my window and think of you ..
A silent whisper and a silent tear..
With all my Heart ,I wish you were here..
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Tere bistar par makdee lage.. Tere room mei muchchar phire..
Raat ko light chali jaye.. Puri raat garmi lage..
Tere sapne mein bhoot aaye.. Chal so jaa. Have a....GOOD NIGHT
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HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO
AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY
WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
APPLE KAT'TA HO KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HO PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAi
JUTA KHATA HO WIFE SE
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President Bush and general Musharaff were flying in plane..
Bush says: If I drop billion dollars here,i'll make million people happy.
Musharaff says: If I drop my uniform ,i'll male my whole country happy.
The captain of the plane says: If I drop this plane ,i'll make the whole world happy.!!!!!!!
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PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAr DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
Dil ka dard dil todne wale kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kiya jaaney
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain
Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hai kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina
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When you feel sad...
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"Damn I am really so cute" you will overcome your sadness..
But don't make this a habit...
Coz liers go to hell!!!
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai
he he he he
aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho
saaya koi lehraye to lagta hai ke tum ho
ab khud hi batao jaan-e-jaan
kya tum kissi bhoot se kum ho??
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
bandar ki aakhri nasal khatam ho gayi!!
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Love is like a cloud.....Love is like a dream...Love is 1 word and everything in between...Love is a fairy tale come true....Coz I found love when I found you.
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
Dosti karo collegwali se,
pyar karo officewali se,
program karo padoswali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao gharwali se
Dosti karo collegwali se,
pyar karo officewali se,
program karo padoswali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao gharwali se
I was borned Genious but Education Ruined Me
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Roses are waiting for hours...
Need one touch of yours....
My life is like a rose...
Need onr love dose....
Flowers grows with love and sunshine...
And I will live till u are mine.
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exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUWA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.
exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUWA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.
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FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya,
u r the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL, and wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS
SMS har pal karu ta shararat hogi,
har din karu to parishani hogi,
kabhi bhi nahi karu to kanjusi hogi,
par dil se karu to shayad aapko khushi hogi.. Hui Na...?
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