Sunday, January 18, 2009

jokes

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? That's how dogs spend their lives.

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner and say those three word to you.PAY THE BILL.!!!
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Roses are red, Sky is blue.
My bitch is pregnant , Thanx to you !!!
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We have known each other for quite a while now,do you think we can be more than friends?because i like you very much.Will you be my partner to rob a bank? I think you are very careless! U come and leave sth. behind.See now what you have left? You just came and leave smile on my face. I get so emotional when you are not around.I think the emotion is called happiness. The only worse thing than being alone, is being with you As long as we have memories, yesterday remains.As long as we have hope,tomorrow awaits.As long as we have friendhip,each day is never a waste.
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Friendship is not about finding similarities,it is about respecting differences.You are not my friend because you are like me, but because I accept you and respect you the way you are.
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I'm sorry to be smiling everytime you are near.I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you are here.I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit.I'm sorry I LUV YOU.I can't help it.
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Life is nothing without LOVE.LUV is emotion and kiss is practical.Don't be emotional yarr just be practical.So, stop LOVING and start KISSING.
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Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.... When I saw you,I was afraid to meet you...When I met you , I was afraid to kiss you,..When I kissed you , I was afraid to love you..When i loved you I am now afraid to lose you.....
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If you say my eyes are beautiful , it's because they are looking at you , for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through....!!!
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Why does a man fall in love?
Lack of experience..
Why does he breaks off ?
Lack of patience...
Then why does a man fall in love ?
Lack of memory..
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Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams.!!!
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Love is just like life,
It's not always easy and doesn't always brings happiness.
But
When we do not stop living
Then why should we stop loving??
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Soft SPEECH ,
Pure HEART ,
Peaceful EYES ,
Strengthful HANDS,
Focussed MIND and Determined DECISIONS....
Always Makes You ,
Winner in LIFE......
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No one can go back and make a new beginning.
But anyone can start now and make a happy ending!!
Hope you will have a day that starts right and ends happy!!!
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Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy you,
But to help you to realize your hidden potential and power,
Let difficulties know that you too are DIFFICULT.
((Always think positive.))
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Someone asked me to describe you in two words.
He expected me to answer the word "THE BEST" but i didn't answer that.
I simply smiled and said, "NO COMPARISION".
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There is a saying
"If you want to be great, walk with great people."
Seriously,
I have no objection,
You can walk with me.
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Some realities of life,
"You love one and marry someone else."
The one you marry becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes your password of your mail ID.
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If God answers your prayer,
He is increasing your faith.
If he delays,
He is increasing your patience.
If he doesn't answer,
He has sth. better for you.
God bless you .!!!
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One day love and friendship met.
Love asked: When I already exist why are you here?
Friendship replied: To make faces smile when you leave tears!
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Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.
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What are the two reasons why women don’t mind their own business...????
Ans.1: No mind...
Ans.2: No business...
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After finishing MBBS,Dr. Munna started his practice.He checked his first patien's eyes,tongue,ears and finally said with grear excitement.....Bole To....Torch Thik Hai.
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You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.
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If I never met you, I wouldn't like you.
If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you.
If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you.
But I did, I do, and I will...
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U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!
Don't go 4 outlook
they may deceive
Don't go for money
they can fades away. things may go wrong...
worries fills ur heart...
pearls flow in ur eyes...
but remember 2 things
I'm with u...
and Will b with u...
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Love is not thinking, it's a feeling.
If we start thinking whom to love,
then, life may besimpler,
but less magical.
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ur love has turned me round
when i am with you my feeling fly and are never in any ground
i love you
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memories remain stored
can any one steal
breaking up is sorrow
who can heal
u may go any where US or hongkong
but i will always remember u no mater how long
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Don't go 4 outlook
they may deceive
Don't go for money
they can fades away.
Go for 1 who makes u
happy coz only a happiness makes
a dark day seem light
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things may go wrong...
worries fills ur heart...
pearls flow in ur eyes...
but remember 2 things
I'm with u...
and Will b with u...
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Love isnot thinking, it's a feeling. If we start thinking whom to love, then, life may besimpler, but less magical.
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it is not what u give ur fren but what u r willing to give him/her that determines the quality of frensip
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Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.
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DEAR ALL , BEST WISHES FOR PEACE, PROGRESS, HAPPINES AND PROSPERITY ON THE OUSPICIOUS OCCASION OF HAPPY GREAT FESTIVAL JIWA LHOSAR ....*HAPPY LHOSAR 2008*.
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May this Lhochhar brings peace, happy, opportunities & success in every step in your life. Happy Lhochhar 2008
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As the cultural occasion of Jiwa Lhochhar is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here's hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead. Best wishes on Lhochhar.
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Sweetest Sunday,
Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY LHOCHHAR.
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If practic mak perfect, n nobody's perfect, why 2 practice?
Love is a name, Sex is a game.
Forget the name and lets play that game
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soft like silk.....
white like milk.....
gf like honey
full of money.
wishing you happy birthday.
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A prayer: for blessings
A wish : lightening moments
A cheer: 4 ur success
A text: 2 greet HAPPY BIRTH DAY
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Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear doesn’t get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
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Years come n go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a grreat year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
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Sweetest Sunday,
Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
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If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS Can I have your picture, so yasu Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year.
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Merry X-mas ()"""() ,*
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Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...
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May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...
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Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.
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Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend. Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it?s watching U.
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Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring
Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun.
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Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square
In the frosty air.

What a bright time, it's the right time
To rock the night away
Jingle bell time is a swell time
To go gliding in a one-horse sleigh

Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jingling feet
That's the jingle bell,
That's the jingle bell,
That's the jingle bell rock.
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May this Christmas brings lots of miracles and happiness for you with prosperity ,good health and lots of wealth
Self belief makes all things possible,
Hope makes things work,
Love makes things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Every thing new for this new year

new are the hopes
new are the aspirations,
new is the resolution,
new are the spirits
but don?t forget this old fren
For last year's words belong to last year's language, And next year's words await another voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning. Happy New Year 2008.
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May the happiness and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from bottom of my heart. Happy Christmas
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Yes mahan chadko agamansangai timro paila pailama safaltaka shikharharule chumus, asafaltaka bataharu banda hos, yehi 6 mero prarthana timro lagi Christmasko abasarma, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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It is that time of the year again, when you are thankful for everything merry and bright. May this Christmas be a delight! Wishing you a Merry Christmas!
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May all your days be merry and bright and may your Christmas be white! Merry Christmas!
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May joy and happiness snow on you, may the bells jingle for you and may Santa be extra good to you! Merry Christmas!
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Wish you a Merry Christmas and may this festival bring abundant joy and happiness in your life!
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You are special, you are unique; may your Christmas be also as special and unique as you are! Merry Christmas!
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1year of happiness,12months of prosperity,52week of success,365day of goodluck,8760hour of gladness,525600min of goodness,Everysec of enjoyment HAPPY NEW YEAR2008
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May the good times and treasures
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS
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May the joy and peace of Christmas
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas
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If one night a big fat man jumps
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window
grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told
Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS
Next Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart. Christmas--that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragrance. It may weave a spell of nostalgia. Christmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance--a day in which we think of everything we have ever loved. A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small. Until one feels the spirit of Christmas, there is no Christmas. All else is outward display--so much tinsel and decorations. For it isn't the holly, it isn't the snow. It isn't the tree not the firelight's glow. It's the warmth that comes to the hearts of men when the Christmas spirit returns again. Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still. The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad. Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
If there is no joyous way to give a festive gift, give love away. Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.
Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
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May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.
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