Tuesday, January 20, 2009
TWENTY JOKES FOR WOMEN
Mummy, what happens when a car gets too old and rusty to work?
Someone sells it to your father.
How many men does it take to change a loo roll?
We don’t know, it’s never happened.
How do men sort their laundry?
Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
What is a man’s idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal?
A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.
Wife: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?
Husband: Somewhere I’ve never been before.
Wife: How about the kitchen?
Why does a man have a clean conscience?
Because it’s never used.
What’s the difference between a man and a yogurt?
A yogurt has culture.
What do you call a man who supports a woman’s career, helps prepare dinner,
bathes the children and earns a six figure income?
What’s a man’s idea of a romantic evening?
A candlelit football stadium.
What did the experts of the Nineties discover that could do the work of ten men?
What has an IQ of seven?
What’s the difference between men and batteries?
Batteries have a positive side.
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.
What’s the difference between a man and ET?
ET phones home.
How do men exercise at the beach?
Suck their stomach in every time they see a bikini.
When is the only time a woman can change a man?
When he’s a baby.
How do you make a man happy?